Beer wizards.
Here's the deal.
You drink cans. You tape your cans together. When you reach a height that is higher than your person, you have reached the Wizard status. Beer wizard. http://i632.photobucket.com/albums/uu48/steveqwerty/IMG_0127.jpg http://i632.photobucket.com/albums/uu48/steveqwerty/IMG_0126.jpg http://i632.photobucket.com/albums/uu48/steveqwerty/IMG_0125.jpg http://i632.photobucket.com/albums/uu48/steveqwerty/IMG_0122.jpg http://i632.photobucket.com/albums/uu48/steveqwerty/IMG_0533.jpg http://i632.photobucket.com/albums/uu48/steveqwerty/IMG_0137.jpg http://i632.photobucket.com/albums/uu48/steveqwerty/IMG_0140.jpg |
12:37am 05/10/09 Permalink
hahah I like it :) |
12:41am 05/10/09 Permalink
If you're drinking from a can, chances are good you're drinking the wrong beer.
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01:09am 05/10/09 Permalink
Far out, someone ran riot with the ugly stick at that party!
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01:16am 05/10/09 Permalink
This is not a 'how cool is your beer' contest :)
Don't be a beer whinger. Drink cans and make a staff. http://i632.photobucket.com/albums/uu48/steveqwerty/IMG_0138.jpg http://i632.photobucket.com/albums/uu48/steveqwerty/IMG_0128.jpg http://i632.photobucket.com/albums/uu48/steveqwerty/IMG_0143.jpg http://i632.photobucket.com/albums/uu48/steveqwerty/IMG_0142.jpg |
01:20am 05/10/09 Permalink
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06:08am 05/10/09 Permalink
haha, id like to be a beer wizard some day
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06:09am 05/10/09 Permalink
Drink cans and make a staff. Nah, it's fine. |
10:38am 05/10/09 Permalink
1st pic there's a mother can.. CHEATER! :P
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11:03am 05/10/09 Permalink
pro tip: be short, drink lights.
just an outside observation |
11:14am 05/10/09 Permalink
If you're drinking from a can, chances are good you're drinking the wrong beer. The truth. |
11:45am 05/10/09 Permalink
yea we told him after he'd already strapped it on. No wizard was he. If you're drinking from a can, chances are good you're drinking the wrong beer. heh it's just a bit of fun, geez. |
12:49pm 05/10/09 Permalink
Honestly if you pour it from a can to a glass it tastes the same as the bottle. I rekon its some funky interacting between the aluminium and your mouth
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01:31pm 05/10/09 Permalink
Canned beer is fine for the cheap. For example - a can of beer contains more beer than a bottle of beer.
Case of cans is roughly the same price as a case of glass. Case of cans is 30 cans. Case of glass is 24. Cans win price to drunk ratio. |
02:05pm 05/10/09 Permalink
Why don't you just bite the bullet, paint yourself black and buy a 4L cask of red goon for $9.99 if you're after price to drunk ratio.
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02:25pm 05/10/09 Permalink
I think if you're drinking XXXX or VB anyway, the difference in taste isn't going to matter.
Racist f***, i don't need to blackwash myself. |
02:25pm 05/10/09 Permalink
i always buy cans wherever possible
f*****g beer stingies ripping me off of my rightful 375mls of beer! |
02:26pm 05/10/09 Permalink
Respect for Cascade Premium.
They shrunk their bottles down to 345ml and then backflipped back to the 375ml bottle. |
02:29pm 05/10/09 Permalink
Honestly if you pour it from a can to a glass it tastes the same as the bottle. I rekon its some funky interacting between the aluminium and your mouth It's not that it tastes bad out of a can due to the can itself. It's that almost all decent beers come in bottles only. If you disagree you are clearly a VB/XXXX drinking bogan. |
02:38pm 05/10/09 Permalink
03:00pm 05/10/09 Permalink
i don't mind it. i think you are just very discerning heardy due to your worldly experience and overall superiority.
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06:07pm 05/10/09 Permalink
I agree asahi is s***. Cartlon Dry Fusions are current beer of choice.
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06:10pm 05/10/09 Permalink
i don't mind it. i think you are just very discerning heardy due to your worldly experience and overall superiority. The point was it wasn't XXXX or VB, any random image of a beer can would have woreked, thats was just one i had handy (via google) |
06:32pm 05/10/09 Permalink
What I was implying was that most decent beers sold in Australia aren't canned. |
06:57pm 05/10/09 Permalink
I, for one, applaud the drinking of beer and to those who can turn it into a competition, I tip my hat to you.
The point of the thread is that they drunk a bunch of beer. Whether you like the beer they drank is largely irrelevant but if it makes you feel better to stiffen up your e-peen by declaring loudly your disdain for brand x over brand y then by all means, miss the point. I will consider buying a carton of cans with the express purpose of achieving "Beer Wizard" status at my earliest opportunity. |
07:11pm 05/10/09 Permalink
Hahah carlton dry fusions....try hard chicks that want to drink beer but hate the taste drink that s***....
You would want to have a fork after that comment...... But really, if you drink carton anything start signing up for the 300L semen skulling contest cause ive got 10 dollars burning a hole in my pocket. |
07:20pm 05/10/09 Permalink
VB is where its at. Or tooheys extra dry since its been cheeper lately..
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07:31pm 05/10/09 Permalink
teds are about 10000 times better than VB
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07:38pm 05/10/09 Permalink
What I was implying was that most decent beers sold in Australia aren't canned. Well, f*****g der. But you can't make a beer wizard staff with bottles of James Squire or Old Speckled Hen... |
07:49pm 05/10/09 Permalink
lol at the people who say teds a decent beer
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08:24pm 05/10/09 Permalink
this thread has helped me to see what a complete c****tain alt-f4 is;
vb is a f*****g awesome beer also dan 30 can pack for the win |
08:27pm 05/10/09 Permalink
Come on, XXXX and VB are piss in a can.
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08:30pm 05/10/09 Permalink
I agree asahi is s***. Cartlon Dry Fusions are current beer of choice.What the f*** happened in this post? |
08:36pm 05/10/09 Permalink
I will consider buying a carton of cans with the express purpose of achieving "Beer Wizard" status at my earliest opportunity. Consider yourself challenged at your earliest convenience. 30 can pack for the win Better known as the Recession Buster. last edited by mission at 21:50:53 05/Oct/09 |
09:07pm 05/10/09 Permalink
best beer ever.. Hallstat Larger
unfortunatly they dont sell it outside of Hallstat i have drunk alot of good beers and this was the best by along way for me |
10:12pm 05/10/09 Permalink
I reckon you could use glass bottles, just tape the first one base to base, and then neck to neck and repeat, alternating between the two. Just need a f***load of tape.
Then stay tuned for: a) a Die Hard inspired glass run across the kitchen floor to get the next round b) an impromptu "staff fight" that's gonna end in tears, guaranteed c) the ultimate cross-room glassing tool for when the boozy argument gets heated So either way, you're on a winner. |
10:53pm 05/10/09 Permalink
Anyone had this stuff?
http://www.beerstore.com.au/beerstore/uploads/beerImages/La_Guillotine_Large.jpg Got a few this week, absolutely brutal. |
11:11pm 05/10/09 Permalink
The bar tenders and the Belgium Beer Cafe warned me not to get it when I asked for it. They said it was terrible, and another friend had said the same, so I've stayed away from it.
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11:18pm 05/10/09 Permalink
I think it tastes pretty good, not worth the $9 a stubbie though.
1st choice is charging $10 a Delerium Tremens stubbie :( pretty tasty stuff though. |
11:25pm 05/10/09 Permalink
I agree asahi is s***. Cartlon Dry Fusions are current beer of choice. aha!@ alt_f4 is a cultural golden god whose taste buds should be lifted by a chorus of angels unto the heavens. all those who drink vb and xxxx may as well be drinking from the toilet, you mangy f*****g dogs. |
11:50pm 05/10/09 Permalink
Leffe Brown at the Belgium Beer Cafe is pretty good, shame it comes in such a homo looking glass tho :\
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12:18am 06/10/09 Permalink
If you disagree you are clearly a VB/XXXX drinking bogan. I'm sorry but, that was clearly a statement and not at all an implication. |
03:11pm 06/10/09 Permalink
Listen to all you pretentious f*****s bagging out xxxx, where is your qld support? I much prefer xxxx bitter over any import. Sure, i went through my wanky import beer phase....its all s***. You need to come home to that lovely xxxx bitter taste and if you dont....a pox on your house.
The only f***** gumbos bagging local beers are the f***** skirt wearing f*****s that hit up the wickem. Ill give props to heineken as the only decent import that i will come back to now and then, peroni will also get an honourable mention. Chub, that f***** disgusting thing you linked is so f***** vile i wouldnt even let you drink it after you sucked back my load. |
08:34pm 06/10/09 Permalink
^rza you're pretty foul and juvenile, but XXXX is a great drop.
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08:36pm 06/10/09 Permalink
Hahaha, shut the f*** up, rza. Nobody here has said that all Australian beers are s***. Australia has f***loads of awesome beer, it's just that many people agree that XXXX and VB aren't amoung them. F*****g ease up.
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09:31pm 06/10/09 Permalink
Yeh I guess if your broke arse couldn't afford anything more than a XXXX or a VB, then you would adopt an attitude similar to that displayed here by ^rza
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10:04pm 06/10/09 Permalink
rza is displaying old skool QGL posting style action. All you over moderated by Dan f*****s are all f*****g gay for not recognising it.
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12:24am 07/10/09 Permalink
The only f***** gumbos bagging local beers are the f***** skirt wearing f*****s that hit up the wickem. Ill give props to heineken as the only decent import that i will come back to now and then, peroni will also get an honourable mention. I may be a dirty f***** who occasionally hits up the "wickem" (sans skirt though), but anybody who says that XXXX is a pinnacle drop is a f*****g bogan with zero taste. |
12:56am 07/10/09 Permalink
The only f***** gumbos bagging local beers are the f***** skirt wearing f*****s that hit up the wickem. Ill give props to heineken as the only decent import that i will come back to now and then, peroni will also get an honourable mention. Well whatever decent point you had was ruined by this little spiel here. I don't mind if your point was along the lines of "i'm proud of the locally brewed stuff, and in the end its all just beer anyway" but instead you proved to be just a retard and I do my best every day to question myself "What would retard do?" and do the opposite. Just saying, you can't get everyone to agree with you if you come across as someone no one would ever want to be like. |
01:51pm 07/10/09 Permalink
I do my best every day to question myself "What would retard do?" and do the opposite. But you posted here like all the other retards? |
02:14pm 07/10/09 Permalink
But you posted here like all the other retards? Oh i've misunderstood the demographic on qgl to be non mentally challenged decent people :( OH dear! Where has my life gone so wrong (etc etc) |
02:22pm 07/10/09 Permalink
You should have listened to your mother.
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02:27pm 07/10/09 Permalink
Topic is misleading, I came looking to see a video of Hymen polishing Harry's wand while downing a beer bong and instead I get some ugly f*** and his fat lover at a sausage party showing they learnt how to use sticky tape.
Unimpressed. I went through high school on a staple diet of VB and Guinness, hardly drink beer anymore but I still enjoy Cartlon Draft on tap. |
02:37pm 07/10/09 Permalink
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I drink XXXX an prefer it over nearly any beer I've tried. Nearly all of em taste "green" or end up leaving some sort of perfumey aftertast that is just repugnant.
I tried Sapporo just a couple of days ago an have to admit, I didn't mind it though it did say it was brewed in Canada not Japan? |
04:25pm 07/10/09 Permalink
