i was just coming home from work and i was driving next to a taxi and there was a guy in the back pissed and he was trying noto to spew but he had to so he thought the window was down and he hit his head and then threw up all over him self and this guys taxi

hahaha thats a big fine
whatta sk

how cool is it... you can pay $75 to s*** in a taxi

HAHAHAHAHA that's happening to me before

sux to be a taxi driver
but in other news i was blind as last nite

hurah for the muddy farmer

Teen your sig is almost as gay as mine!

stupid drunk ppl .... i was with a few of them last night =)

although one chick reckons her drink got drugged ... she was pretty fuuuckkkked

drunkin peopel shoudl be shot overall, its discusting.

Drunk girls are awesome! Drunk girls' sober friends aren't that nice though.

if there was no drunk chicks ... how would YOU pickup Anarot?

Smaq'd

Drugs are better than alcohol any day. Cheaper and you don't feel like crap the next day.

yeah cause having 1 extra beer/rum/burbon is gonna fry your brain and send you to the floor in a siezure/fit...

Put it this way, a club full of people on e's is much better than a club full of drunken bastards.

Thats a pretty broad generalisation.. and it rests heavily on the people who are present.. I've been in many a bar/club full of drunk people and not felt threatened at all... However i've been in clubs where people have been on drugs (nfi what) but i have felt that something unwelcome was going to happen...

There is no drug that turns people into violent c****. Not even alcohol. There is no chemical property in it that makes you want to fight someone. People have only themselves to blame for that sort of s***, an use intoxication as an excuse.

spook you're probably being sold rat poison or something.

hah a few nights out in the valley and teen becomes a (drug) pro *grins* although i am proud of myself! i managed to drag teen away from the lan last weekend to come out dancing with me!

I think i prefer guys happy and dancing away on e rather than drunken retards who try and get to touchy feely with total strangers thinking they have a chance..

there is nothing worse than macho guys trying to start fights..

Speaking of cabs and drunken people, a mate of mine (John) used to drive cabs round Brisbane so here is a lovely little story for you:

John was driving back from the coast after a really large fare on cab charge, as he passed the mt gravatt exit he got flagged down on the highway by a chick, which appeared to be scaly dressed, after pulling over she opened the door and hopped in. “Where too” as he spun around to ask for the destination.

The chick was totally pissed and starkers to boot, Gardens Point she murmured in drunken slur. John being as casual as all f***, and the professional that he is; (bahahahahaha) then proceeds to the destination. The chick tells him the supposed reason for being starkers, that being that she picked up this bloke up at Dicey’s (I reckon it was StreX) and had a root in his car then he told her to get the f*** out and drove off with her clothes (Possibly to wear them). Fair enough, sounds plausible, after some 20 odd minutes of driving he arrived at the destination.

‘OH F***’, he thinks how is she going to pay for the fare. (For some dumb reason he thought of this now) So he asks, “How are you going to pay for the fare”, this chick then places one foot on the head rest and the other out the open window “Will this do”, she replied.

John being the smart ass that he is replied “Have you got anything smaller……!”

She then left the car in a drunken rage calling him a every four letter word under the sun.

BAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hahah what a champ.

spkeain of drunk people...

And as usual mary st was last was FULL of SKANKY whores. First time out in MONTHS! Gotta love it.

teen at mary st? Soooo not going there anymore :P

the family is mad i am underage but i went in todya before they opened as a friend of mine works there it was suppose to be closed but there were f*** loads of people there already.

i don't even remember being at the basement

don't worry balli in my mind you're easily skanky enuf

whats it cost to get into The Family?
and what are drink prices like?

surely someone knows :D

i wanna check it out

Ain't that the truth. ^

More from Lizards Vault of Drunk stupidity

Another mate of mine Damo hooked up with a one of his longtime childhood friends, at schoolies. Anyway they are on the beach and he’s doing her doggy, while drinking a beer. (As He put it to keep it up) After going at it for a while he says in a drunken slur, “I thought you would have been looser than that”.

And from a colleague at work
Bloke takes this chick home after a few too many beers, who is quote ‘Ugly as a hat full of a*******’ unquote. Anyway long story short. In the morning she rolls over and says “So what do you want to do, have some breakfast or…..” gets cut short by a beep from outside. The bloke looks at his watch and then goes “That would be your cab”

I've got a good drunk story, which strangely enuf doesn't involve teen, but after a long night drinking we decided to go to hungry jacks on the ride home, alas it was closed, so this mate of mine seeing the people working inside bangs on the door and wacks his c*** out excpecting the chick who answers the door will get a nasty surprise, but no she just stands there looking him in the face didn't notice he had his d*** out and she's asking him what do you want. That same night we then went to block buster where the same guy proceeded to piss inside the store all over some videos, he then tried to steal a video and when the alarm whent off he thru the video back thru the door and ran.

which brings up the next question is having idiot friends better then having no friends at all.. hahaha *peers at teen*

anyway family cover charge is free before 10 and $10-12 after depending on the night..

i agree with hemerage, and your name sucks too long.