Best lines from movies
and oh yeah The Matrix "You have to let it all go, Neo. Fear, doubt, and disbelief. Free your mind."
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12:54pm 03/02/03 Permalink
"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."
"How long could we maintain, I wondered. How long before one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family. Would he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so - well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere. Because it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency, and they'll run us down like dogs... Jesus! Did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me? It's okay. He's admiring the shape of your skull." Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas |
01:21pm 03/02/03 Permalink
English mother f*****, do you speak it....?!!!! <-Samual Jackson "Pulp fiction"
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01:22pm 03/02/03 Permalink
i can never remember any ..
but i think im going to agree with herbals .. that line was awesome =) |
01:29pm 03/02/03 Permalink
"Rooowwrraaarllll" - Chewbacca (Return of the Jedi).
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01:33pm 03/02/03 Permalink
"I never gamble with my money, only my life" <- the mummy.
THe line in True Lies when Arnie is drugged and tells the torturer how he's gonna kill him, then does it." "bet you're gay" <- monty python search for the holy grail, its just to funny. |
01:35pm 03/02/03 Permalink
thats so from empire strikes back strex :P
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01:36pm 03/02/03 Permalink
F*** you, your mother, and the horse you rode in on. - Some movie I forget just like using the line.
Also bestest line eva When good ash and evil ash are fighting near the windmill in Evil Dead III "Goooody little toshoes, Goooody little toshoes." - Evil ash (Shotgun get shoved under his nose)"I an‘t that good" - Good ash (Before pulling the trigger) |
01:43pm 03/02/03 Permalink
"WTF u steeling box's for, u making a clubhouse or sumptin" from friday
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01:52pm 03/02/03 Permalink
"Act as if, do u know what means. Act as if your the f***** president of this firm, Act as if you've got a 9 inch c***!!" - Ben Affleck in Boiler Room
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01:54pm 03/02/03 Permalink
HAHAHAH F2B that's a classic.
Good Will Hunting had a couple of good one's
and Pulp Fiction
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02:09pm 03/02/03 Permalink
"If you hold anytihng back, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth, or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact, you're going to have to work very hard to stay alive. Now, do you understand? 'Cause if ya don't, I'll kill ya!"
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02:10pm 03/02/03 Permalink
say hay would u like to chocolate covered pretzel - Jay and Silent bob
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02:32pm 03/02/03 Permalink
Rory Breaker=best hood in a film EVER.
Some other, almost "SAFARI..." style ones: Snatch: The fact that you've got 'Replica' written down the side of your gun. And the fact that I've got 'Desert Eagle .50' written on the side of mine... Lock Stock: Hatchet Harry: You must be Tom. J.D.'s son. Ace Ventura, Pet Detective: Einhorn's a man... EINHORN'S A MAN!? Gattaca: You want to know how I did it? I never saved anything for the trip back. Sophie's Choice: Kevin Kline's toast to stingo on the Brooklyn Bridge The Wild One: What are you rebelling against? On the Waterfront: I coulda been someone... I coulda been a contender Gorky Park The KGB have nicer cars, you know.- GODLIKE DELIVERY ON THIS LINE TOO. Clerks: Randall: Haven't you ever tried to suck your own d***? Randall had ALL the great lines in that movie. |
02:54pm 03/02/03 Permalink
Snatch: gobo's ones is a cracker but I also liked
do you know what nemesis means? a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by an 'orrible c***, me also a fan of Gladiator: Emperor: the slave will remove his mask and tell me his name! Castle: dug another hole dad, its filling with water *beep* *beep* thats going straight to the pool room! Mallrats: kid: hey its a schooner! 8mile: in the last battle talking abhout free world how can 6 d**** be a pussy? and in the lunch queue he might be gay, but _you're_ the f***** what a call! that'll do me for now :P |
03:20pm 03/02/03 Permalink
the count of monte cristo
jaquepo: what do you want to buy? f*****g laughed my ass off when he said that 8 mile and he did f*** my girl, but i'm still standing here say f*** the free world! |
03:23pm 03/02/03 Permalink
yiiiiiiii! those last 3 8mile ones kicked ass :D
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03:29pm 03/02/03 Permalink
Damm the whole first section of Full metal Jacket is hillarious..
Joker: Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me? HARTMAN Who said that? Who the f*** said that? Who's the slimy little communist s*** twinkle-toed c********* down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy f*****g godmother said it! Out-f*****g- standing! I will P.T. you all until you f*****g die! I'll P.T. you until your a******* are sucking buttermilk. Also.. HARTMAN What's your excuse? COWBOY Sir, excuse for what, sir? HARTMAN I'm asking the f*****g questions here,Private. Do you understand?! COWBOY Sir, yes, sir! HARTMAN Well thank you very much! Can I be in charge for a while? COWBOY Sir, yes, sir! Also From Snatch: Tommy, So what happens if the dogs get the hare? Turkish, The hare is f***ed Tommy, What? Proper-f***ed? Turkish, Yeah proper-f***ed... |
04:29pm 03/02/03 Permalink
"You're not funny Tom, you're fat..and look as though you should be, but you're not" |
04:38pm 03/02/03 Permalink
"i sneeze on you, i fart in your general direction. your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of eldeberries"
Monty Python - Search for the holy grail |
05:38pm 03/02/03 Permalink
also FMJ
"only 2 things come from texas, steers and queers and you dont look much like a steer" "do you suck d****?" "sir, no, sir" "bulls***, i bet you could suck a golfball thru a garden hose" and "i dont know but ive been told eskimo pussy is mighty cold" |
05:42pm 03/02/03 Permalink
"Shall I taunt you a SECOND time??"
"Please, just a little bit of peril!" "No!" "Oh c'mon! Let me take them all single-handed! (YES! LET HIM TAKE US SINGLE HANDED!)" "I said no." "I bet you're gay! "Am not!" Oh f*** it, any line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail is funny. And from I SPY: "BNS? Bitch that needs slappin' more like it!" |
05:56pm 03/02/03 Permalink
You eat when we say you eat. You s*** when we say you s***. You piss when we say you piss. You got that, you maggot d*** motherf*****?!
Shawshank Redemption. Best movie. Ever. |
05:58pm 03/02/03 Permalink
Okay just going to list movies as each has many good quotes -
Snatch and Lock stock most certainly The crow some of the arnie ones are classics - I see someone already mentioned godawful commando :D also ITS NOT A TUMOR |
06:00pm 03/02/03 Permalink
Reservoir Dogs
Mr. Blonde: Hey Joe, you want me to shoot this guy? The Usual Suspects The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. Saving Private Ryan What I mean, sir, is if you was to put me with this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... well, pack your bags, boys. War's over. The Peacemaker Julia Kelly: The Russians say they are handling it. Devoe: That's right, people. We educated half the world's terrorists. |
06:03pm 03/02/03 Permalink
Turkish: F*** me, hold tight. What's that? Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish. Turkish: No, Tommy. There'a a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers? Tommy: It's for protection. Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?
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06:21pm 03/02/03 Permalink
arnie owns all the best one liners, that fact is clear.
FMJ is just full of classic moments, you could basically quote every scene and find gold. "Now this here little-lady *flops out d**** is prime Alabama black snake" |
06:36pm 03/02/03 Permalink
American Pie 2 - Asian dude when they leave the house at the party
" Am i going to get a hangover, Cause i want one!" and Snatch - " How long on them sausages? .... 2 minutes turkis** " |
07:31pm 03/02/03 Permalink
Pulp Fiction
I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers and you will know my name is the law! When i lay my vengeance upon thee..... then Jules and Vincent shoots the guy. |
08:05pm 03/02/03 Permalink
....know my name is the .... *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* |
08:08pm 03/02/03 Permalink
Well, punk, are you feeling lucky? - Dirty Harry
NORMAN: People always mean well! They cluck their thick tongues and shake their heads and suggest, oh so very delicately--! (He sits back. The storm is over. Gently:) Of course, I've suggested it myself. But I hate to even think about it. She needs me. It-it's not as if she were a--a maniac--a raving thing. She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you? - Psycho (of course!) "Rosebud" - Citizen Kane "Something tells me where not in Kansas anymore, Totto" - Wizard of Oz |
09:05pm 03/02/03 Permalink
"Let off some steam, Bennett"
Arnie in Commando after he rams a nice fat broken pipe (with steam still coming outta it) into the bad guys chest. |
09:21pm 03/02/03 Permalink
Soldier :"slitting her throat will be like putting a hot knife through butter."
Bennett :"Put the knife away, and shut your mouth." Bennett :"I love the way your little piss-ant soldiers talk tough. It makes me laugh. If John were here, he'd laugh too!" |
09:32pm 03/02/03 Permalink
Two movies are quote factories:
1. Evil Dead 3 - Army of Darkness Ash : "You ain't leading but two things right now - Jack and S***. And Jack left town." Ash: "The good...the bad...I'm the guy with the gun." And there's heaps more... 2. The Last Boy Scout tough: Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal. Bruce Willis: That's what you think. Last night I f***ed your wife. tough: Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife? Brucie: She said her husband was a big pimp looking motherf***** with a hat. tough: Oh, you're real cool but you've got to take a bullet. Brucie: After f*****g your wife I'll take two. Brucie: Where are you goin'? Damon Wayans: To the bathroom, okay. You wanna come? The doc said I shouldn't lift anything heavy. Brucie: No, I'll pass And there's heaps more...it's all sweet. |
10:01pm 03/02/03 Permalink
The WHOLE of mallrats have the best lines....
"Brenda?" "D***!" Hehehe, too too funneh! |
10:12pm 03/02/03 Permalink
Bad Boys
Will Smith: Hello Martin Lawenence: Where your new neighbours Will Smith: Hello, dont be alarmed where negro's Martin Lawrence: Dam Man, you have to bass in ur voice. You have to sound like them, Wonderin if we can borrow some brown sugar. "Goooood morning, Vietnam!" |
10:24pm 03/02/03 Permalink
"Get that damn screwdriver outta my head" - Return of the Living Dead??
There was one I was using at work a lot which was "English motherf*****...DO you speak it!" - Pulp Fiction Theres a lot of good quote from that. "Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons" - Broken Arrow Thats also a good one. |
10:45pm 03/02/03 Permalink
monty pythons: search 4 the holy grail
:knights of Nee : We r no longer the knights that say Nee. We r now the knights that say, Ekky Ekky Ekky Pogaan Zoom Wa ni |
11:03pm 03/02/03 Permalink
his name is robert pulson - fight club
also have you ever noticed that amsterdams concentric canals represent the concentric circles of hell... a middle class hell of course - The Fall Albert Camus |
11:58pm 03/02/03 Permalink
oh and
AAAALLLLL righty then - some jim carey thing i dont know for sure |
12:00am 04/02/03 Permalink
What day is it? .. October.
there are soooooooo man i cant name them all.. :) |
03:45am 04/02/03 Permalink
Monty Python - Life of Brian
Release Roger!!! said by a guy who struggles with the 'r' sound. |
01:09pm 04/02/03 Permalink
Lock Stock:
If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it. |
01:21pm 04/02/03 Permalink
Reign of Fire:
Welcome to the a******* of the world |
07:49pm 04/02/03 Permalink
Recent james bond movie:
I hearby declare this movie - WORST ONE LINERS EVER |
08:06pm 04/02/03 Permalink
