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Beef Jerky UPDATE WITH PICS!
bargain
Brisbane, Queensland
1416 posts
I decided to make some beef jerky.

I like the jack links stuff u can buy from woolies etc, but it has a f***load of sodium in it, and is f*****g expensive.

So I've got some strips marinating in the fridge atm. I went by this recipe. Just a random google result.

Anyone made their own jerky? any tips or secret recipes?

woo!

UPDATE:

It's in the oven as we speak :D

In the marinade:

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/9182/12117529ut6.jpg

On the paper towel:

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/3079/99656196io2.jpg

After being squshed with a rolling pin in between paper towels:

http://img473.imageshack.us/img473/1725/39793795ze8.jpg

Layed out on the oven racks:

http://img473.imageshack.us/img473/5969/68549711bk5.jpg

In the oven:

http://img473.imageshack.us/img473/4509/16220460ue9.jpg

So now it sits in there for about 10 hours on 50 C till tomorrow morning.

I'm giddy with anticipation.

UPDATE AGAIN:

Well holy dooley it's good. I marinated it for so long (~24 hours) that it's just such an intence flavoursome jerky chewy smack!

Here's a photo I took this morning before I slammed most of them.

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/8812/31098037jo4.jpg

Here's a single piece I ate just now:

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5360/87183415nc5.jpg

And here it is with a light underneath it so you can see how red and meaty it is :D Kinda transparent.

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/1402/89679302un8.jpg

Next I'm gonna try rump steak, and experiment with different seasonings. Black pepper. Chilli powder. Maybe cummin. Maybe cajun spices or something.

I do highly recommend. And it really is dead simple. I don't know why I didn't try it sooner.

woo!
08:23pm 17/06/07 Permalink
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CHUB
Brisbane, Queensland
2300 posts
I haven't made my own, but I do eat quite a lot of homemade jerky from a country friend.

Absolutely farking pwns the s*** in the supermarket.

Sometimes jerky from deli's (storemade, not purchased) can be a good alternative too.
08:25pm 17/06/07 Permalink
reload!
Brisbane, Queensland
3843 posts
Beef Jerky

f*****g ROCKS!!!!

I rarely get to eat good jerky though, normally just get whatever's at the servo or 7/11.

biltong (south african jerky) is also equally orsm

no tips from me, but definitely repost to say how it went
08:28pm 17/06/07 Permalink
mission
Brisbane, Queensland
3206 posts
I really should try some beef jerky.

It has been something that's been fairly low on my 'must try' list.
08:47pm 17/06/07 Permalink
Fireblood
Brisbane, Queensland
7845 posts
Theres a shop in wynumm that does beef jerky and biltong....might be an alternative to buying it from s***** shops
09:00pm 17/06/07 Permalink
Zak
UK
1528 posts
Paging Rev Evil to the thread...

I used to work with a girl who made her own on the farm. Used to hang it up on the clothesline to cure/whatever it is they do to it. Apparently it was pretty good, but no idea on what she did recipe wise.
09:22pm 17/06/07 Permalink
Le C***
Brisbane, Queensland
4292 posts
u can get biltong on ebay too. apparently its the one to get but ive never had it
09:37pm 17/06/07 Permalink
Reverend Evil
Wynnum, Queensland
14780 posts
F*** yeah! Beef jerky kicks some serious ass!

Years ago I used to buy it from a deli and it would come in these huge-ass chunks and you needed a knife to cut thru it. Now if I buy some it's normally the s***** stuff from Coles that costs about 4$ for 5 piss-ant pieces.
10:47pm 17/06/07 Permalink
Freewheelin
Brisbane, Queensland
983 posts
ew
first pics look like turds in a bowl..

must be pretty tasty though
09:49pm 18/06/07 Permalink
Reverend Evil
Wynnum, Queensland
14781 posts
Damn, they look like they'll turn out awesomely. Keep us posted.

8-)
10:30pm 18/06/07 Permalink
icewyrm
Brisbane, Queensland
1817 posts
Marinade the beef strips in hot chili sauce mixed with copious amounts of white and black pepper over night. Then chuck em in the evaporator (leave em all covered in sauce).

Makes a really sweet spicy beef jerky.

Edit: Oh ya, just remember that since you're making your own jerky (especially if you make it like above) it doesn't have a long shelf life (the proper bought jerky is better preserved n stuff). Eat it within 2 days or so of making it and you're gold though.

Come to think of it, the reason they usually use so much sodium in jerky you buy in the shops is probably mainly for a preservative...


last edited by icewyrm at 23:02:56 18/Jun/07
10:56pm 18/06/07 Permalink
paveway
Brisbane, Queensland
5318 posts
I'MMA JERKIN MAH BEEF
10:59pm 18/06/07 Permalink
whoop
Brisbane, Queensland
11461 posts
So now it sits in there for about 10 hours on 50 C till tomorrow morning.

you're gonna leave the oven on overnight? isn't that dangerous?
11:44pm 18/06/07 Permalink
Le C***
Brisbane, Queensland
4295 posts
I wouldnt wanna be running an oven for 10 hours! Think of the gas/electric bill! Better off paying for biltong
12:01am 19/06/07 Permalink
icewyrm
Brisbane, Queensland
1818 posts
I accidentally left a pizza cooking in a oven at 200 degrees overnight once.

Once I cut away the 60% of it that had turned to coal (with a chisel), it was good eating.
12:19am 19/06/07 Permalink
fpot
Gold Coast, Queensland
14450 posts
WOW AN OVEN AT 50C DANGEROUS NEWS AT ELEVEN!!!!!!!!

Tell us how it turned out. I might try this also.
07:30am 19/06/07 Permalink
stinky
Brisbane, Queensland
1949 posts
Wow looks cool!

I'm in the middle of trying to work out how to make Chipotle. Is basically smoked dried jalepenos. There's a few recipes online, but are specific to the equipment they're made in.

Does anyone know the cheapest you can get an evaporator? Might be better ( read more economical ) than leaving the oven on for ages.
08:18am 19/06/07 Permalink
paveway
Brisbane, Queensland
5319 posts
go to subway and buy a bottle of it
08:31am 19/06/07 Permalink
jmr
Brisbane, Queensland
4967 posts
08:51am 19/06/07 Permalink
Jim
Brisbane, Queensland
5907 posts
jmr you forgot to say ffs
09:03am 19/06/07 Permalink
CHUB
Brisbane, Queensland
2359 posts
Where's the finished product?

Might try this out this week if it tastes any good.
09:15am 19/06/07 Permalink
Obes
Brisbane, Queensland
5173 posts
Where's the finished product?

Might try this out this week if it tastes any good.


Once he gets out of hospital from an unexplained bout of food poisoning I am sure he'll tell us how awesome it is.
09:19am 19/06/07 Permalink
reload!
Brisbane, Queensland
3847 posts

looks tasty as.
nice one duder
12:02pm 19/06/07 Permalink
CHUB
Brisbane, Queensland
2361 posts
I just had a pack of Jack Links Japaleno jerky before... bloody hot that stuff, not too bad.
12:06pm 19/06/07 Permalink
Jabroney
Queensland
636 posts
that first pic does look like something from ratemypoo.com

aside from that, looks tasty
12:09pm 19/06/07 Permalink
orbitor
Brisbane, Queensland
7298 posts
heh, it isn't gonna cost much to leave an oven on at just 50C.
12:13pm 19/06/07 Permalink
johnhenry
Brisbane, Queensland
891 posts
I have never eaten Beef Jerky and i don;t thinki ever will after seeing that.
03:09pm 19/06/07 Permalink
trog
AGN Admin
Brisbane, Queensland
20944 posts
Does anyone know the cheapest you can get an evaporator? Might be better ( read more economical ) than leaving the oven on for ages.
Surely you could just leave stuff out in the sun in a brisbane summer?!
03:12pm 19/06/07 Permalink
jmr
Brisbane, Queensland
4970 posts
But its winter?!
03:12pm 19/06/07 Permalink
tung
Token Black Man
Brisbane, Queensland
4695 posts
trog, is that a dig at brisbane's incredible heat, or a ironic comment given that in brisbane in summer its usually 90% humidity and thus nothing evaporates?
03:21pm 19/06/07 Permalink
boba
Cainer
Brisbane, Queensland
2657 posts
1°C makes a difference between comfortable and cold!
03:41pm 19/06/07 Permalink
Suckah-Free
Indonesia
7593 posts
Even ya mum sliced up looks better than that.
06:31pm 19/06/07 Permalink
bargain
Brisbane, Queensland
1417 posts
updated the first post with the final result :D
07:13pm 19/06/07 Permalink
StreX
Brisbane, Queensland
5673 posts

thats awesome.
i'm going to give it a shot with my own secret blend of 11 herbs and spices.
07:30pm 19/06/07 Permalink
Captain America
Gold Coast, Queensland
1378 posts
thanks for that bargain! i love beef jerky as its a staple kind of thing to me so im going to give that a go
07:39pm 19/06/07 Permalink
Jim
Brisbane, Queensland
5911 posts
are there any photos of what it looks like after it's eaten?
07:57pm 19/06/07 Permalink
JigZie
Brisbane, Queensland
2898 posts
i'm going to give it a shot with my own secret blend of 11 herbs and spices.

Thats trade marked to the all mighty KFC lord, Overlord Sander.
08:32pm 19/06/07 Permalink
Triamks
Brisbane, Queensland
1277 posts
are there any photos of what it looks like after it's eaten?


That was the first one.

Edit: It's the cycle of life.
09:13pm 19/06/07 Permalink
fpot
Gold Coast, Queensland
14458 posts
Hopefully it doesn't get to 100% humidity.
06:48am 20/06/07 Permalink
sleepy
Brisbane, Queensland
442 posts
apu's voice:

our beef jerky is now nearly rectum free.
09:47pm 20/06/07 Permalink
fpot
Gold Coast, Queensland
14469 posts
FINISHED PRODUCT PIX C***.
08:07am 21/06/07 Permalink
Splash
Brisbane, Queensland
2499 posts
FINISHED PRODUCT PIX C***.

IN THE FIRST POST D*******
08:21am 21/06/07 Permalink
fpot
Gold Coast, Queensland
14473 posts
His fault for not updating thread title.

edit: or did he?
08:22am 21/06/07 Permalink
CHUB
Brisbane, Queensland
2412 posts
Alright I'm the trying the same recipe in your thread.

Going to use rump steak (did you freeze it like they suggest?), also going to use fresh onion and fresh ginger, to save some money instead of buying those $5 little canisters of powdered junk.

Will report back in a day or two.
10:09am 21/06/07 Permalink
bargain
Brisbane, Queensland
1418 posts
i think the powders flavour would penetrate the meat more tbh. I thought about fresh stuff, but then i thought otherwise.
06:05pm 21/06/07 Permalink
CHUB
Brisbane, Queensland
2418 posts
Well I got a test strip in the oven (just to suss out the temps), in 3 hours it will be done (been in 7 hours so far).

The soy really overpowered my mix, so I slapped some sweet and hot chilli sauce in and the marinate is tasting a lot better... so that's going to soak in overnight.
06:10pm 21/06/07 Permalink
CHUB
Brisbane, Queensland
2425 posts
Ok update... 7 hour single strip at 80 degree's = success, perfect production, just the marinade flavour was off, nice but not as good as Jackslinks so far.

Friday will be full marinade overnight, at 12 - 14 hours at 50 degree's in oven.

1/4 of the strips will be hanging by coathangers in the garage shed, see how they dry out.
08:07pm 21/06/07 Permalink
bargain
Brisbane, Queensland
1419 posts
heh. good to see. i'm making some more this weekend. several different marinades.

gonna try a hottish chilli sauce in the mix. like peri peri or something.

12-14 hours :o i rekon that'll dry it out too much
10:34pm 21/06/07 Permalink
CHUB
Brisbane, Queensland
2431 posts
well I'm suprised at how fast they dry.

The oven I own (conventional), the dots start at 80 degree's... so it's very suss, and I cut the strips at 1/2 cm and flattened them with a spoon, got owned really quick. To the standard soy sauce/black sauce + onion/garlic/ginger/5 spice powdered... seemed just wrong... so I added some raw sugar, sweet chilli/hot chilli and a bit of fine peanut oil and the marinade seems to be going well.

I'm going to hang a fair amount up in the Titan shed, on a steel coathanger, directly under the whirle bird for 12+ hours and see how it goes (ultra thin mind you).

Anyway, 98% of the topside beef strips are marinating overnight. The 7 hour, low marinade at pretty high heat turned out nice (and didn't make me sick), so I assume the other will provide a big hit :D
10:43pm 21/06/07 Permalink
Obes
Brisbane, Queensland
5192 posts
You all leaving out the MSG ? ... if so, still taste good ?


Too much MSG leaves me feeling like a really bad hang over, and it sucks cos food with MSG tastes awesome, but I know when I have it cos the next day I feel like a truck ran over me.
Gives at least 2 people I know heart palpitations.

yeah yeah, FDA says its safe blah blah. And they are only anecdotal observations.
10:47am 22/06/07 Permalink
stinky
Brisbane, Queensland
1955 posts
If you want a totally kick ass rub for the jerky, look to Cajun food. Here's a rub I use all the time, especially when slow-cooking ribs. I would let it sit in the fridge overnight to drawn in the flavours of the rub, then brush the meat with a marinade of your choice both before and during the drying process.


# .25 cup firmly packed brown sugar
# .25 cup paprika
# 3 tablespoons black pepper
# 3 tablespoons kosher salt
# 2 teaspoons garlic salt
# 2 teaspoons onion powder
# 2 teaspoons cumin
# 2 teaspoons fennel seeds
# 1 teaspoon cayenne pepper


03:36pm 23/06/07 Permalink
Jim
Brisbane, Queensland
5956 posts
this is why we like taking stinky camping
04:01pm 23/06/07 Permalink
CHUB
Brisbane, Queensland
2441 posts
I'm just not getting the right consistency.

Some parts are nice and soft, others are touch/crunchy as hell.

I'm not entirely satisfied with the past 2 lots, but all my friends/family are absolutely loving it.

Got another black sauce marinade lot going, got another one marinading too that's more indian with tandoori s*** and lime juice and other fun things.

04:31pm 23/06/07 Permalink
Zak
UK
1530 posts
What's your body odour like after eating/being surrounding by that all the time?
04:59pm 23/06/07 Permalink
Fish
Brisbane, Queensland
2313 posts
^^ the women go crazy for it
05:12pm 23/06/07 Permalink
Superform
Netherlands
4430 posts
men go crazy for it to.. or maybe they just go crazy for chubs manlyness
07:48pm 23/06/07 Permalink
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