Guy touches 1000 boobs in public [spoot]
what do you say to chicks to let you do that?
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05:49pm 10/02/12 Permalink
I'm really curious as to how he sold 1000 girls on getting felt up in public on camera. Either he handed over cash or he's the greatest salesman on the planet.
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05:49pm 10/02/12 Permalink
what do you say to chicks to let you do that? I usually say "are you awake ?" |
05:54pm 10/02/12 Permalink
I dunno. If you are not a creepy/ugly guy and you go to places like music festivals, wait until later in the day and say "i am attempting to touch 1000 boobs for a video, want to help?" i think a lot of girls would say "haha, that sounds funny, sure, why not".
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05:55pm 10/02/12 Permalink
I usually say "are you awake ?" I see you read Cyanide & Happiness. |
05:55pm 10/02/12 Permalink
haven't watched the movie yet but it is 1000 boobs or 1000 sets of boobs? Cause last I checked 1000 boobs was 500 girls :P
Edit ... oh it's girls :P |
05:56pm 10/02/12 Permalink
I'm seeing double... FOUR THOUSAND BOOBS!!!
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06:03pm 10/02/12 Permalink
7000 rejections for 1000 squeezes. That's not too bad, especially if there's at least 8 women nearby.
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06:33pm 10/02/12 Permalink
I usually say "are you awake ?"Then when they can't reply from sleeping you strike. Conspiracy? |
06:37pm 10/02/12 Permalink
chicks will do anything if you say you'll give them money, you don't even need to give them the money, just say it was an expirement, I've done many experiments
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06:50pm 10/02/12 Permalink
I dunno. If you are not a creepy/ugly guy and you go to places like music festivals, wait until later in the day and say "i am attempting to touch 1000 boobs for a video, want to help?" i think a lot of girls would say "haha, that sounds funny, sure, why not". http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lojul1hoB91qgzuxc.jpg |
06:50pm 10/02/12 Permalink
"I bet I can make your tits jiggle without touching them or I give you $20"
"here's $20" |
07:19pm 10/02/12 Permalink
My guess is he said he was gay and wanted to touch a boob for the first time and get it on camera...
that's why so many reacted not when he touched them initially but when he squeezed them. |
07:29pm 10/02/12 Permalink
"Hey I think you're beautiful, would you like to be a model?" |
08:53pm 10/02/12 Permalink
F***, wish i had thought of that.
I like the variety of faces. Some chicks like it while others get freaked out. Also, good explanations offered as to how he might have been able to achieve it. I found the vid on youtube and found this explanation.
Goddam russians. Hell, if i was into politics and single and had time to kill @ uni campus, doing something like this to help Abbott next election could be a win, win. Im sure id get on all the morning shows as well. F*** yeah. |
11:15pm 10/02/12 Permalink
then shook hands with Vladimir Putin to "zap him with power to get re-elected i lost my s*** when i read this |
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12:04am 11/02/12 Permalink
i lost my s*** when i read this Thought it was gold myself. Great excuse to touch boobs though. Any chick who is pro putin and isnt a prude would probably say OK. |
12:18am 11/02/12 Permalink
russian girls are so hot :| QFT Also, http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/9240/popemast.jpg By et1965 at 2011-10-04 |
09:07am 11/02/12 Permalink
